Hurricane Sandy is a bitch, if I ever met one. Natural disasters are no laughing matter, especially when “death toll” becomes one of the top Google searches of the day, but amidst all the carnage and destruction you find people… people with a will to live… people who will use any good excuse to get laid.
I’ve never had sex in a hurricane. Then again, I’ve never been in a hurricane. I can tell you though, that a little rain and thunder has never stopped me from getting it on. Actually, there’s something about the inherent dangers of a storm that grabs my kinky side by the balls and yanks it out to the front of the line for a little play time. And I’m not the only one.
There’s something about imminent danger that brings out the “let’s all fuck like rabbits until we die” vibe out of everyone with a pulse. “It could just be a matter of there’s nothing else to do except sit around and watch the rain, so why not get it on? Why not have some sex?” Stephanie Buehler, California sex therapist, said in a phone interview with Esquire.
Of course, human beings are a complicated bunch, so there’s always a little more to the story, especially when it comes to sex. Buehler, thinks, and I agree, that there’s a physical connection between sex and danger.
“If something dangerous is brewing, people do get heightened senses at those times, and I wonder if because if they have heightened senses they feel aroused, and that arousal leads them to think this might be a good time to have a partner.”
Whether it’s heightened senses that are to blame or some sort of biological imperative to live and procreate that takes over our libidos when danger is near, the fact remains that when a storm’s a hitting don’t come a knocking – – unless you want to join the party.
This urge to have sex during times of bad weather is so common that according to a study performed by Trojan last June, 70% of Americans have gotten down and dirty during cases of extremely bad weather. In fact, the same study revealed that “people have sex more often and with greater satisfaction when it is hot and it rains” and that “7% of Americans have had sex during a hurricane.”
Like I said, I’ve never had sex in a hurricane, because I’ve never been in a hurricane, but there have been a few memorable fuck sessions that have taken place during stormy weather. I can remember one particular time when my (then) boyfriend and I took a little stroll in the city and found ourselves a nice comfy spot behind some trees in a park so we could make sweet sweet love to each other while the lightning struck and the thunder cracked over our heads. It wasn’t smart, but it was fun as hell.
Earlier this week, folks were watching Hurricane Sandy makes its way up the East Coast and they got the same idea. While some people were busy hitting up Google to check if any of their loved ones had made the list of the dead, others turned their minds towards Craigslist. A couple hours into the storm and the popular classified ads were already filled to the brim with pervs looking for some casual hurricane relief:
Male Nudist Seeking Female Hurricane Snuggle Bunny – m4w – 59 (Upper West Side)
59 year old nudist who loves snuggling would love to have a voyeur snuggle friend to ride out the storm with. Photo upon request.
Or from my favorite Internet creep:
“Shelter from the Storm” PhotoShoot for Cool Female Model (Flatiron
Photographer / Producer is offering shelter from the storm in midtown / Flatiron studio for female model (or models) who may need to evacuate and / or want to take advantage of this the indoors to do a variety of photoshoots while the storm passes. Why not take advantage of the time and produce some cool and creative images while Sandy passes us by!
We’ve a lot of good props to get creative with, especially guitars, so it’s a plus if you’re a rock n roll girl, sing, or play some music. There’s a sofa-bed for you to crash in, and food, so if interested get here while it’s still possible! For immediate consideration please send 2 photos (include full body) and you info and if you want to see my port, can get back to you with that as well,
Here’s hoping Hurricane Sandy left all you Peepz safe and sound, and that none of you had to trade in sexual favors for shelter. Make sure to leave your hurricane sex stories in the comment sections to entertain and turn us on.
Via esquire.com and salon.com – By @misslolabyrd!