I don’t know if it’s hot and humid where you are right now, but from where I’m sitting summer is in full swing. For us poor schmucks who don’t have pools or mansions on the sea side, the only thing we can do to cool off is nude up and finding creative ways to cool off.
I was sitting here surfing the net for something interesting to write about, but I couldn’t get my mind off my sweaty skin and otherwise sticky everything. The dress code at the office makes it impossible to shed off any more clothes. It’s enough that I’ve already stashed my bra in my purse and that I’m wearing as close to nothing that the law allows me too. If I take anything else off, I don’t think that Bucky will be able to turn a blind eye and I met get sent home for the day.
Come to think of it that wouldn’t be so bad, at least I could sit at my desk in the nude while I’m writing this. Oh, my skin would still be all sweaty, but at least my dress wouldn’t be sticking to me like a second skin… Not that my co-workers seem to mind.
All I can do right now is think of ways to cool off. Fuck whatever is happening in the world of sex at the moment, I thought I would share my cooling off ideas with you all with my list of top five ways to cool off in the nude. Come on now, we can all hot and bothered while simultaneously cooling off. I know, I’m gonna do some of things as soon as I get home. Starting with number five:
5. Ice is your friend.
4. Fans will cool you off and turn you on if aimed just right.
3. Skinny dipping always does the trick.
2. Enjoy a little sand and surf while doing a little yoga.
1. Popsicles are a nice cool treat on a hot summer day.